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12:15 pm: Sent to me by pat
10 Ways to Know You've Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge.
this also happens when u leave the window open in the rain patrick!!!!

2. It takes five minutes to unknot your bodies.
no coment

3. An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale is recorded in your area.
and still ur roomate knocks on the door? hmmmmm

4. The cat's exhausted from just watching you.
and the smokers across the street

5. A trampoline company has to come to adjust your bed springs.
and move ur bed back to where it started (less than 5 feet from the wall)

6 You've both gone down one clothing size.
this is getting expensive

7. You cancel your chiropractic appointment. There's nothing left to adjust.

ewww no bones cracking thats gross

8. You have to breathe into a brown paper bag.
lol pillows work too

9. Boy, are you hungry!

10. You're absolutely satisfied yet uncontrollably horny at the same time.
and then comes the 3am wake up poke

YES!!!! ok i only have to wait till wednesday. 2 1/2 days ok i can do it. lol

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